Originally posted at www.blenzseymour.com, Thu, 04/14/2011 – 08:51 ——————- It’s 7:45pm. It’s a rare evening because I’m not at the shop so I’m sitting at my dining room table. My daughter has just been put to bed. Life is good. Life is relaxing. Then, from what must have been the depths of the earth, male voices like what I imagined a…
Category: Humour
How to Win Friends, Influence People, and Perfectly Predict NHL Playoff Games
originally posted at www.blenzseymour.com, Wed, 04/27/2011 – 13:35 —————————– I won’t deny that the first two items in the title were designed to get you to read my article. I actually have no idea how to win friends or influence people but you could try money as a starter. No – what I’m writing about today is how to predict…
Why the Crapital Letters?
So there I am typing an email to someone who sits somewhere between a friend, an acquaintance and a business partner. I had begun the email typing very quickly, not even taking the time to hit the shift key to capitalize his name. At the end of the email, as is customary, I nailed the shift key and typed my…
May I Take Your Order?
I was trying to take a break today from my week-long prolific string of posting but I was reminded of this Chinese Menu that some dude had found in China. I only remember laughing so hard that I almost peed myself. You have to understand that it’s rare that something makes me laugh that hard. I went on a search…