Who is the Original Wayne?

I am.

It’s very important to make it clear that the author of this blog is not L’il Wayne.  I was blogging before L’il Wayne was a thing.  Sorry L’il Wayne. Ain’t nothing but a chicken wing.

I’ve also noticed that these young bucks started a band called “Fountains of Wayne” which was clearly stolen from this blog.  That’s ok.  I forgive them because I actually like their Weezer-like direction of music.  I’m going to let that one go, but just know that all their inspiration comes from me – Wayne Out There.

There is also a car racer named Wayne.  I’m also not him.

And, of course, let it be known that I am not Wayne Gretzsky, though some have accused me of stealing fame from him.  This is false accusation.

The original Wayne is HERE

Now that I’ve set the record straight, you go have yourself a nice day

Wayne Out There.