This will be my shortest post ever. I just wanted to log this into history since I couldn’t find any proper way to explain this.
Official Clinical Term
Official clinical term:
perderatabaphobia
Official Description
Official description:
The fear of closing a browser or shutting down a computer completely for fear of losing the countless hundreds of open tabs
Official First usage
Official first usage:
wayneoutthere.com 2024
Symptoms of Ailment
Symptoms: Nervous smiling, gentle pushing of others away from a mouse or keyboard, purposeful distracting of anyone nearby who may be getting too close to the x button on the browser window.
Etymology
- perdere (latin) – to lose
- phobia (greek) – a fear of
- tab (unknown) – the tab on one’s browser
