You know, sometimes you read an article and when you read it you are sure it’s wisdom screaming out at you. You know there is truth there. You know you should listen. This article is just such an article but before reading it, let me state a few things:
- she should also ditch google and all the other invasive companies who are ruining her life secretly
- is there a need even for the landline? This is a debate on with my friends now.
The ‘cell phone’ has become a ‘computer in your holster’. Everyone knows it. Everyone feels the addiction and gets panicky when they can’t feel the bulge in their pocket…
It is undeniably a chain, a leash and perhaps even a noose.
Also shared by my buddies was this link.
This article speaks of some technological and privacy reasons why it might be wise to bench the stench.
What we need to do here at W.O.T. is create a useful series about how to break the chain of addiction one day at a time.
Oh! There is one solution, like the landline, not mentioned here and that is that you could get your ham radio license (amateur radio) and communicate just fine and dandy in plain view of the world. Then you can say “Text?? How about ham me at VE7CAK at 5:00pm?” Actually, you *can* text message with ham radio, if you want. I’ve forced my parents to license up because one neato thing not mentioned in any of these articles is that these dumb phones are radio transmitters that can’t talk to each other without a cell phone tower or wifi connection in between. In Canada, that means they are useless across most of the land! So with radio you control your own network, not your telecom. Ham radio baby.
This dumb smart phone ain’t no bottle of vodka – it’s much stronger.
There are some of you out there who just don’t seem to get it. You either say you don’t like coffee or you drink bad coffee – and both of these illnesses need to be cured quickly before it spreads to other innocent victims.
This week, in the office lunchroom, I was privy to hear the following statement made:
“That’s awesome! The McDonalds coffee [they sell it in tin cans, if you didn’t know] has been replaced by Tim Horton’s coffee! Finally! This is so good!! This coffee is SO much better!”
I almost, nearly, borderline, got closed to ripping my own ears and skin off and jumping out the window. But I held back for the greater good. I took a deep breath and kept my big mouth shut. I decided to view this poor woman for what she is – a victim of marketing and sheltered from the truth.
I viewed her much the way people probably view me when they ask me about wine or sports. Sometimes we just do things because we don’t have time to figure out a better way or simply because don’t know that we are lost.
You need to first understand that you need coffee. If you don’t drink coffee, there is something wrong with your DNA. So start with that. Go get some fresh roasted beans, have a skilled barista make you a nice cup of espresso or at least an americano. Then, drink that bad boy black. Don’t add cream, sugar, or any other blasphemy. Would you do that to your wine? Didn’t think so.
Now, that you are a coffee drinker, let’s fix your addiction to bad companies and coffee. First, both of those companies above are not famous for helping the little guy around the world. Do you want your money going there? Also, as a quick side note, Tim Horton’s is *not* a Canadian company. Hasn’t been for years. Owned by Wendy’s out of the USA I believe…
Coffee is a very sensitive fruit. It’s a fruit. It comes from a cherry tree. In a green bean state coffee is amazingly resilient to time and conditions, but once it’s roasted, the clock is ticking *fast* to get that into your cup and drink it. If you seal it in a bag whole bean, it’ll keep for a week or so. If you grind it, good luck. I don’t think there is any hope at all getting more than a day or two out of it no matter what you do. And that’s what you are drinking all the time – old, stale coffee. And that’s also why you are loading it full of cream and sugar, by the way.
Don’t be cheap. This is not the product you need to cheap out on. If you are going to cheap out on coffee, make it at home instead of buying it in a store and the savings will be enough to make yourself the best coffee in the world. The difference between a crap cup of stale coffee and a great cup of super fresh coffee is pennies per cup. Pennies. Do not cheap out on this most excellent drink.
Tinned coffee won’t work.
K-cups won’t work.
Bagged coffee won’t work.
Only freshly roasted green beans roasted within days and ground within minutes will work.
Once you change your coffee ways, you’ll be cured! You’ll be a new man!
I hope this pep talk has encouraged you and given you the necessary slap to your face that will get you back on track.
Victory is yours!
Make the change!
You’ll thank me for this insulting post one day. Mark my words…